Drunken Fight

I have been doing much drinking.  I think it is after a celebration. I really have to go to the bathroom, but I'm too lazy to walk to the latrines to go.  I find a spot behind the hangar.  I drop my pants, since I am unable to hold them up.  I'm standing there in the middle of the night with my pants down realizing how cold it actually is while going about my business.  Suddenly someone slaps both of their hands on my both my ass cheeks.  I turn around and punch the the person in the shoulder (I was too drunk to hit his face). He falls to the ground since he is drunk too. I quickly pull up my pants, at least try to is a better way to put it. I start walking towards my room, when I get tackled.  There is now a group of them talking about initiating me.  I try to escape and throw wild punches at anything I can.  They eventually pin me in the mud. I'm thinking of a way to get out of this and I ask them if we could use the sheep instead. Everyone starts to laugh.