Shoving Match

I'm at a fancy ball and I'm drinking some wine and eating some horsdouvers at a table. I hear some commotion and there are two pilots shoving each other. One gets shoved into a table with food and glasses hit the floor with a shatter and food is everywhere and people are staring at the scene.

I sit myself down at a chair that is made of wood, that is carved very nicely and had seat and back padding with an embroidered flower design.  I grab a tray of food and place it in my lap as I set my feet up on the table.  I grab a bottle of wine, perhaps champagne and l sit back and enjoy the scene.

A worried servant rushes up to me and says "Sir you must stop this do something!" I reply with "Don't worry they are brothers." and I start to finish off the platter of food with a grin.