Mess in the Mess Hall

I must warn you this memory is very rude and disgusting. Please don't read unless you can handle it. Leutnant

All of the pilots have been doing more than their share of drinking as usual.  Some one calls for Manfred to come on over.  As Manfred approaches the pilot (I don't know who it is since there is a crowd of them in the spot), they all proceed to pee on him. I hear a string of curses muttered by Manfred and he says that we all will pay for our disrespect. I start to laugh.

Next thing I see Manfred is heading for me trying to pee on me and I run away starting to laugh even harder. He asks me what is so funny and I tell him that he looks ridiculous running after us trying to pee on us.  This makes him even more angry and this causes me to laugh even harder, so hard in fact that I fall and I land just outside of the main door in the mess hall. 

I was on the ground laughing my head off and sort of kicking to get away from everyone one and I get the picture that I hit something and Manfred went "OOFFFFF!!!" (Manfred thinks he walked into my foot by accident.)  I said I was sorry and Manfred said something mean since he was in pain and I replied, "That's what you get for peeing on me!"  Some others rescue me by peeing on Manfred, but I still got splashed by them.  I must admit that at this point in time, I'm still laughing even though I'm soaked in urine.

All I can say is.... Are you sure that was me? I think I would take a more drastic approach to someone being that rude.  I didn't take to getting dirty in any fashion too well. And if someone did it to me on purpose.... Besides I find it hard to believe that the pilots would be that rude to me.  Are you sure Boelcke wasn't visiting?!? - Rittmeister