Kidnapping the Commander

Lothar and I decide it's time to play a prank on Manfred.  We look for a good length of rope in one of the sheds, and head off for Manfred's office.  We peer into the window and see him doing his paperwork.  I try not to laugh and try to hold back the laughter.  Slowly opening the door we sneak in.  Lothar slowly raises the rope over Manfred and I get ready to hold him down.

Lothar drops the rope around Manfred and starts looping it around him.  I try to hold Manfred's arms back and stop him from squirming.  I hear every swear word come out of his mouth as we tie the ropes tighter and tighter around him.  Lothar and I are laughing so hard it hurts.  We finish tying him up, but he is making so much noise.  I ask Lothar if we should gag him.  He suggests that we use some of his dirty socks, but we can't find them.

We drag him out into the airfield that is mostly mud.  We drag him by the back of the chair, with the two back legs leaving a trail behind.  I'm still laughing.  Someone else brings out a sheep, along with some sort of sauce or perhaps it was jam.  I think we were planning on covering him with it and having the animal lick it off.  We all know how much he hates sheep too. He asks us what we are planning on doing to get rid of that smelly sheep, and we laugh.  The sheep doesn't want to move and eventually escapes.

I ask Lothar what we should do now.  He shoves the chair forward and Manfred lands face first in the mud.  I ask him what about the jar. Lothar opens it and dumps it on his brother, then whistles for the dogs. I start to laugh and we take off, awaiting for Manfred's get even scheme.